Call me Teddy, I’m Bonnie’s best mate and second everything she says. It’s cushy here.
Now I like playing with a ball and these two will throw it for me all the time. I’ve got them nicely trained now, didn’t take long. The tell me to “fetch” it, but I ignore them because it’s fun to watch them get off the settee and pick it up for me. Now and again, just to tease them, I do “fetch” it and their full of praise for me. But I’m one smart dog, I don’t need no kisses or cuddles like Bonnie does so I do my own thing.